We could only hope

... with a cactus.  (This is in response to your third item.)

Please feel free to take those scissors for a run jr.

No, he stole them by slipping them down the back of his pants. The Trumps don’t pay for anything. If he were to cut himself while pilfering them, he would sue the school for damages. Litigation is their sole business model. That, and “deals” with foreign adversaries. I won’t rest until there is a perp walk featuring…

That was before “owning the libz” became the central policy concern of the Republican party.

I’m so proud that Daddy's Big Boy got this Perfect Honor on his own without using his family connections. That's called Nepotism and it's Bad.

I’ve seen walkway bricks inscribed with people’s names, it’s a fairly cheap fundraising device when some institution is putting in a new path or “terrace.” Although it seems like a strange way to commemorate someone. “May you walk on this person’s name for many years to come!”

The cult continues. Has this ever happened before? Is there some Jenna Bush restroom I don’t know about?

My first thought, too! Those nonstop ads on cable tv for Grand Canyon University - “Private. Christian. Affordable.” - never lead me to believe it’s real. Now I know it isn’t.

They conveniently located it outside so they could hose of the urine his signage will attract.

Did he get to keep the scissors? You know, to make Eric jealous.

Only a Dump dipshit would be this thrilled to be used for such a petty piece of architecture.

Two things:

He should do us all a favor and fall on them, ass down.

You know what.

At this point Democrats have nothing to lose. If they lose the next election, America’s electoral process as we know it is over. No, it’s not perfect now, but four more years of Trump will result inter GOP assuring democrats/progressives never win another major election. So, throw all that shit against the wall -…

Seriously, if this is nasty, bring on the Nasty.
Lots and lots of Nasty.

“he said he wants “every American to have that same benefit” of access to quality and affordable care”

this is again the point where I am so beyond confused as I thought he already had his announcement, which means we are probably a couple weeks from Biden announcing his intention to run, then won’t be until July 4th until he officially announces on the boardwalk at Rehoboth Beach, offering free Doyle’s Salt Water…