I was about to ask whether Belgravia has historically bordered Narnia or the Valyrian Freehold, but it turns out that there actually is a Viscount of Belgravia, and it’s a subsidiary title to the Duke of Westminster. It’s only like a town or two, but it is an actual title.

I will at least watch this trailer when I get home, if I remember.

No joke. If I had multiple sisters and they told me to get crazy skinny and toned for Halloween so we could all parade around in white undies together I would tell them to fuck off.

This is weird because it seems like they dressed up to parade around a parking lot. They’re so fame hungry and such an odd family.

These women really love getting pictures taken in their underwear. That’s my takeaway. I don’t have a problem with it, there are much worse things going on.

Um, this is Kanye we’re talking about. 

I have one kid, and every time I heard, “But you’re such a good mom, you should have more!” My answer was along the lines of “The reason I’m a good mom is that I know how much I can handle successfully.” That shut them up, left them feeling vaguely dissed and also like feeling dissed was their own fault. It was kind…

Kwiverfull!

Kanye has been playing Pygmalion to Kim since they got together. He changed her look, he tells her how to dress, when to have kids, etc. She’s like a sex doll he can dress up and make babies with. And she lets him.

Hmmm....see, I fantasize about a stroke that leaves him physically incapable of doing anything for himself but completely aware of what is going on around him... particularly aware of the team of black and brown men hired to wipe his ass and stick the catheter into his tiny mushroom penis. 

How is this asshole president?

Twiggy, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista were all from the working class. Cindy Crawford’s dad was a school teacher. Patti Hansen’s dad was a bus driver. Now, you just have to be a rich girl who can buy a new face and then-boom!-you’re a model.

I don’t understand how anyone can still be stanning for her after that awful interview she gave in Africa.

She’s also just as much an insane Obama-birther as her husband, so FUCK. HER.

its an Orange Alert.

I dunno, I always assumed this based on photographs, but she’s now kind of a regular at my store. And whenever I’ve talked with her, she looks, I swear to you, like a completely normal (and very pretty) girl to me. (And I’ve lived in Hollywood for nearly 5 years. I’ve seen ALL KINDS of fucked up surgical work...)

I really love that album too . Dan Auerbach is a great producer- I also love Super Nova, the one he did with Ray Lamontage

I really only like her unrealeased stuff and Ultraviolence, but I really, really love those. I am trying to keep my expectations moderated, because ~happy songs 4 the kids~ isn’t really my thing at all, but I am looking forward to at least seeing where she’s going with this new album.

I don’t know why ... I seriously can’t wait till Friday...

I don’t know why, i didn’t like her last album much, but I seriously can’t wait till Friday. I mean, Stevie Nicks is on it! And what she dropped so far sounds pretty good. I need a summer soundtrack.