Melissa is GOLD!!!!! It’s going to be glorious. Make SNL Great Again!!!!

That’s his professional “stage” name that he’s been using for many years, no one is suggesting this awful man is actually a doctor.

I’m convinced that 99% of Americans don’t know that Slovenia and Slovakia are two differant places.

The only Trump to feel any sympathy toward is Barron. He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have successfully blocked Blac Chyna’s bid to use the Kardashian name.

I was thinking the same thing!! Trump is such shit, I’m looking at Bush thinking.. he was a charming and fun guy.

Seriously. I thought Bush was the world’s biggest dildo but now he seems downright adorable. WTF TURMP?????

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.

I can’t fucking stand that corpulent, conspiracy peddling, bulldog jowled, balding, paranoid, small dicked, unstable, proudly stupid, retrograde, racist, sexist, man tit having, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, truthphobic, sociopathic, snake oil selling, blood sucking, gun stroking, jiggling bullshit salesman…

“To my knowledge” implies I have no proof but they probably still did it.

It sounds as if Jones issued this statement to avoid a lawsuit. If Jines were genuinely sorry he would permanently end his show, which has contributed to the poisoning of our political conversation.

We’ve reached a sad point in our national discourse when we’re patting Alex Jones on the head for admitting Hillary Clinton wasn’t part of a child sex-trafficking ring hosted in the basement of a D.C. pizza parlor.

I made comments about Mr. Alefantis that in hindsight I regret, and for which I apologize to him.

Masie has disdain for this.

Was Yo really a big deal in the modeling world? She’s great looking, but I never heard a mention of her prior to RHOBH. I can imagine she had a solid, workmanlike career, but nothing special. Am I way off base?

They should make a muppet out of Alex Jones. He could have a radio show and everything, it’d be cute. Trump might even take to watching and not canceling it.

It makes no sense whatsoever. I’m blonde and green-eyed and have an accent and I have a feeling I wouldn’t have been refused service, even if I’m not a US citizen.

Just about to post that. What if you’re here on bussiness ?

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

As is Martin Gore.