Yah,Mon

That’s so artisan.

True, maybe we should have gone with an Asian Jackie O.

Seriously. Right now I’d like to see a meteorite hit the Kremlin. Nothing huge that would hurt the rest of the world, just big enough to wipe out Putin and his cronies.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

START?

You’re not wrong. My BIL went after my older sister after I was like ewww no gross. He was 26 and I was 16. He then told my sister I came on to him and my sister that already has self esteem and jealousy issues believed him. They have two kids together and our relationship has never recovered. He still acts like I’m…

As a graphic designer, this makes me cackle and cry at the same time.

I think we ought to get on with our lives. I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on. We have speed, we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind the security we need. But I have not spoken with the…

Government agencies communicate in cutesy memes and emotes. The president elect of the US tweets like a 12 year old that just discovered social media and whose parents aren’t monitoring internet time.

Russia has apparently hired the same graphic designer as Donald Trump.

I want to die.

I know a girl who dated a twin. Apparently his identical brother was switch hitting and she had no idea. Surprise pregnancy surfaced the issue.

I know a girl who dumped a guy who then immediately started hitting on her twin. It was gross.

When my baby was born (not IVF, conceived spontaneously, although after 2 years of TTC “spontaneously” can bite my ass), he was a perfect little mini-me of my husb, and husb went around for WEEKS saying happily “It’s obvious who’s the father!” until I had to gently remind him that there shouldn’t actually be any doubt…

My father’s mother always made rude remarks while my mother was pregnant, that with a daughter-in-law you can never be sure if a grandchild is really yours. When I was born I looked exactly like her (and scared the sh*t out of my mother). Nowadays I don’t look like any of my family members. When people have to guess…

This has been the plot of countless Law & Orders (usually accompanied by a crime by either the doctor or a wronged parent).