They don’t actually care about preventing abortions, the goal is to control women.

You could just go “It’s a surprise!” and cackle while tenting your fingers when people ask that.

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

I want to see a wetlands-inspired wedding now.

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

Oh, okay. I get it. Yes, very sad :-(

I have a group of inlaws that are racists. Since I have dark curly hair and dark eyes, I think at some point I will tell them I am part black (maybe one of the grandparents) even though I’m not just to see how they handle it. After putting up with them for 28 years I’ve earned the right to fuck with them.

It means you justify buying Häagen-Dazs even if it costs more, because it has an “A” with an umlaut.

I’ve been listening to it all morning

I watched it last night, gave me feels.

for me it was more of Freddy Mercury death. I remember when it happen. And now George Michael.

I loved this song! I vaguely remember that they had bad blood between them and that this song was hyped because of that. I don’t remember at all what it was about originally. Didn’t they do some publicised bury the hatchet thing a couple years ago? Restarting it over Whitney is super lame....

Carrie should be with us forever.

Brandy and Monica are fighting over who was closer to Whitney Houston?? Man, it’s like these two are in some weird 90s throwback loop. Ladies, no one care about this!

No. I’m talking about MH-17 that was shot down by Russian forces over Ukraine.

The Russians literally blew an airliner full of innocent human beings out of the sky a little more than a year ago, and then trolled the entire planet by plainly denying it and moving on while an entire angry western hemisphere stood around with its dick in its hands.

Would it be any different if this happened a week from now, in 2017? I can’t wait until the whole “Fuck 2016" thing is over. Bad things never stop happening; 2016 isn’t unique in this sense.

I don’t think it has anything to do with being a black female. I think these girls would be suspect of any new woman coming into the fold, especially since Rob seems like such a sad sack of shit. If anyone can smell opportunistic women, it’s a Kardashian.

If you don’t blend in , into Kardashian you are not welcome. I mean not kiss ass of Church of Kris. Krist.

Blac Chyna Is Totally Not Invited to the Kardashian’s Holiday Party