Why would she call them “Shortly”?

That Olivia Wilde link for some reason redirects to a poll about Kevin Federline and it’s driving me crazy. I just want to see her haircut!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Magda was called Peggy?

That’s what I was wondering. Full on life support, including a ventilator, is done for people who are effectively dead, and I can’t imagine they’d keep that going for a nonagenarian who was slipping away from natural causes. I’m thinking maybe she had a massive stroke and they had her on a feeding tube, maybe some…

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

Super serious question: how many eezys are there?

God I hope not!

I’m so glad I can’t relate to any of this mess.

Seriously...you don’t want a martyr in this age of Orange Cheeto.

I understand your sentiment but I still think letting him rot in prison is a far greater punishment. Give me the choice between 50-60 years of getting to stare at a concrete wall or just going lights out and I’d take the second option every time. This creep is gonna get off easy.

No, but placing him in a cell block with an overwhelming majority of black cohabitants would certainly be just.

You do know people will die in 2017 too, right?

I don’t want him to get the death penalty; he’ll be a martyr for the racist fuckwits when he’s executed.

Can you imagine if Trump ever gets banned from Twitter?

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Four. And I am sure you’ve see the thousand-yard stare at nothing too...

This needs more stars.

ALL cats see dead people.