YES!  My parents recorded this when it first came on TV, and I practically wore the video tape out!  Carol Channing will forever be the White Queen for me!

would do

As the page loaded my eyes read this as

“She shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.”

There have been several odd ones, but the most memorable shit show was 6 years ago. The bride had unexpectedly asked me to be in the wedding, presumably to fill the requisite “friend from high school” slot in her bridesmaid scavenger hunt. I wasn’t particularly close with her and didn’t know any of the other…

This is by far the most common and short sighted argument that I see. Wringing hands worried about what the “other side” will think or do.

“People that take their chosen genre of music way too fucking seriously” is an underrated sub-category of insufferable person.

It’s 2018 bitch we all big.

Wow! Great idea! They should include the instructions to reheat taco shells on the box they come in or something...

I’m just gonna post this here in anticipation of anyone who thinks that getting a flu shot isn’t important.

The rapist’s brother is now calling it kinky sex. And saying that she wasn’t kept in the house against her will.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

I was thinking about how I could take this southwestern salad that I really enjoy making with black beans and cojito cheese and put it in a roll, and then I thought about how I might want to use something thicker than a rice wrapper because it would be warm and I’d be concerned with it falling apart -

i’m a 23 & Me customer, and i chose to opt in, simply because i feel that the potential for good coming out of it outweighs the chance anything bad will specifically happen to me. i’m also an optimist, so there’s that.

MMR and NER are definitely under-presented in the repair field! I’ve also since moved on from DNA repair, though 3/4 of the lab I’m currently in still is focused on HR. I do miss it though.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

The mayor of Hawaii County, Harry Kim, chimed in, saying those who refuse to heed the evacuation warnings will be “on their own.”  

After reading “I’ve been commenting here since 2004”, I was 100% positive he was about to complain about a shift to the left. At least they are predictable

Thank you. That statement made my eye twitch. Neville is no coward and being brave is the number one Gryffindor quality. Dude was ready to throw down to stop three of his own friends from sneaking out of their common room. He led the students in revolt when Harry didn’t return to school. He’s the one who got…

I somehow get the feeling a female cartoonist is going to be less interested than Guy Gilchrist was in drawing a sexy brunette with a huge rack.