I live in Wales, and the Welsh word for grandfather is Tadcu. My daughter has sadly never known either of her grandfathers as they passed away before she was born. My father had polio as a child, and as a consequence lived with a very pronounced limp for the rest of his life, having to wear an orthopaedic shoe.…

When I was 5 or 6, back in the early 80s, I lived in a small, relatively rural mill town. My cousins lived a block down from me and there was a neighborhood corner store at the end of their block called Cricket’s Corner.

When my children were small, they used to tell me about the “gnome” or little man that would stick to the shadows of their bedroom. They would see it in the far corner at night, crouched, or moving at the end of the hallway into another room, but always in the peripheral. This is the only house they ever remember…

Oh man, I thought I included! Hope this works:

This happened to the ex-boyfriend of my cousin Alex. His family had just purchased a home in San Angel, a neighborhood in Mexico City filled with history and old houses. Among other things, it was site to the mass hanging of men belonging to Saint Patrick’s Battalion.

I’m surprised they haven’t done a sequel to this. As far as I know the entire original cast is still available.

Here he is. This was at the beginning--he hung out for another hour. 

That first story reminds me of Israel Keyes, the serial killer from Alaska who killed all over the country. He used to bury 5 gallon buckets in locations he had pre-scouted near properties that were remote so he could come back and kill the occupants. He’s dead now, but FUCK ME, are they lucky his is!

Biden still has to earn a second term,

With the amount of losses the Rebels had during the Battle of Endor, having two out-of-shape middle aged dudes piloting X-Wings like bumbling space cops totally makes sense.

The Post Imperial Republic is, at this point, in a precarious situation, so they take whatever they can get in terms of volunteer pilots.

There…

Yeah, he doesn’t look it, but then he whispers that his name is Bradicus and it’s game over for you.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

“The majority of cases have involved people working at the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market in Wuhan”

5,000 years ago is a little tough: pretty much all they were doing was spending an hour or two every day breaking pottery for us to later study.

You are straining the pureed tomatoes for the water. There is no need to peel them first.  Just wash them.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I will NEVER go back to a regular candle lighter again. They are trash compared to this. 

I will NEVER go back to a regular candle lighter again. They are trash compared to this. 

That bastard has Chris from Bon Appetit saying Flavortown now!

While Chelsea is Baby in our group, I am technically the newbie to The Inventory/Kinja Deals teams, even though it has been seven months. Over the last seven months, I have bought a ton of shit on Amazon. Shep literally forced us to buy stuff on Prime Day and then we had to write about it.

While Chelsea is Baby in our group, I am technically the newbie to The Inventory/Kinja Deals teams, even though it…