It’s 2018 bitch we all big.

Wow! Great idea! They should include the instructions to reheat taco shells on the box they come in or something...

I’m just gonna post this here in anticipation of anyone who thinks that getting a flu shot isn’t important.

The rapist’s brother is now calling it kinky sex. And saying that she wasn’t kept in the house against her will.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

I was thinking about how I could take this southwestern salad that I really enjoy making with black beans and cojito cheese and put it in a roll, and then I thought about how I might want to use something thicker than a rice wrapper because it would be warm and I’d be concerned with it falling apart -

i’m a 23 & Me customer, and i chose to opt in, simply because i feel that the potential for good coming out of it outweighs the chance anything bad will specifically happen to me. i’m also an optimist, so there’s that.

MMR and NER are definitely under-presented in the repair field! I’ve also since moved on from DNA repair, though 3/4 of the lab I’m currently in still is focused on HR. I do miss it though.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Thank you. That statement made my eye twitch. Neville is no coward and being brave is the number one Gryffindor quality. Dude was ready to throw down to stop three of his own friends from sneaking out of their common room. He led the students in revolt when Harry didn’t return to school. He’s the one who got…

I somehow get the feeling a female cartoonist is going to be less interested than Guy Gilchrist was in drawing a sexy brunette with a huge rack.

George of the Jungle

I was 16 when a visiting youth pastor began bringing his youth to our church for the summer. He was 24 at the time. He would put an arm around me, sigh, and say that he needed a girlfriend, or a wife. He was constantly finding ways to touch the girls in our group. He’d invite individual girls to help him decorate his…

Doctors are notoriously shitty and unhelpful towards obese people and often refuse to acknowledge their non-obesity-related illnesses until said non-fat illnesses reach a crisis point. My guess is these people have sought medical advice on these cysts before and been told “lose weight first.” And thus the cysts grow…

NOPE.

I mean, that was an article about it not being healthy for you. Cookies aren’t healthy anyway.

Apparently Blake Shelton fans are mad b/c I’m popping up in their Google searches (well after they search for snuff & mountain dew recipes).

At least I know Lewis saw the list:

This is what I do at parties.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.