Smoked Trout and anchovies are LIFE. Oh, and canned tomatoes will beat the pants of off out of season tomatoes every day of the week.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Nadiya is the queen of soda pop cakes:

Hey, if your maladies are so ridiculously minor that they can be cured by lemons, water and sunshine, good for you. But that’s not true of people with real diseases and illnesses, so maybe count your good fortune and do not say that crap around people with actual problems.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Good Kinja:

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

I’m like 90% sure you’re trolling, but in case you aren’t: thinking that something that applies to half the population should be limited to a special interest blog is fucked up, man.

True facts all around.

I read the title originally as “How to Store Fresh Eggs So They Really Last”, then looked at the picture and thought OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE EGGS!?!

I don’t know why it’s so hard for men to understand consent. It’s really very simple. If you don’t have explicit permission, it’s non-consensual. I’m sure some women like dick pics. But unless someone asks to see your junk, you’re committing a form of sexual assault. There aren’t enough words to explain the sense of…

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Well said.

Look, you’d never eat six or eight oranges

I’ve driven cars that cost less than that

This is far more complicated than you know. Kermit was both Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird was in the Muppet Movie.

My grandma made cow brain fritters and they were awesome.

I’m always a little sad for you when something doesn’t sous vide.