I don’t know why it’s so hard for men to understand consent. It’s really very simple. If you don’t have explicit permission, it’s non-consensual. I’m sure some women like dick pics. But unless someone asks to see your junk, you’re committing a form of sexual assault. There aren’t enough words to explain the sense of…

I’m glad that there are people willing to jump to the defense of the voiceless and powerless rich people of the world.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Hopefully he figures that out before he makes out with her.

I clicked on this article purely to see some variant of that episode.

Am not disappointed.

Well said.

I can’t be the only person thinking goatse, right?

Look, you’d never eat six or eight oranges

Rocko, from Rocko’s Modern Life, was originally yellow, and the pilot (Trash-o-Madness) was made with this color (and later changed for airing). He was changed by the network to beige for merchandising reasons - dolls, stuffies, toys, etc. Or so Joe Murray said to me. I remember painting him yellow on lots of cells in…

I’ve driven cars that cost less than that

Because then employees would be looking out of their Windows at Apples....

You’ve touched a nerve, so strap in.

This is far more complicated than you know. Kermit was both Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird was in the Muppet Movie.

My grandma made cow brain fritters and they were awesome.

I’m always a little sad for you when something doesn’t sous vide.

This is a fine suggestion. My issue is, when I want meaty cheese dip, I want it NOW. If I had to wait for an Amazon shipment of science dust, I think I’d chew my arm off.