All I know is that I’m ready. I’m so, so ready. I even have a dress for the occasion.

Well hey Trump fans, looks like you should boycott Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit! That’ll really show us!

“The IOC regrets to announce that we are recalling all medals from the 2020 Tokyo games that were made from recycled Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones”

My SEIU dues are 40/month.

With chickpeas, however, they contain a lot less fat and thus don’t readily turn into a smooth, creamy paste

Death - Vincent D’Onofrio

Never used one but I’ll bet it sucks.

Never used one but I’ll bet it sucks.

Feminism is about equality through legal rights and changing outdated cultural attitudes. When you try to take away other women’s rights, you aren’t a feminist.

The SEM is one of the most necessary tools for the modernist chef. How else will you get the proper molecular displacement?

Ugh. We get it, you vape.

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I’ve only ever had beef Wellington once. It was at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant at the Paris hotel in Las Vegas, which is an upscale place.

Its also safer than mutation sterilisation as you risk random mutations that make the pest even worse as testing every fly is impractical. A stable GMO modification that lasts one generation is more precise and safe. The addition of a GFP gene also makes tracking easy.

I have no concept of time as it relates to SU, as I was late to the party and then binged all of it. And now I just buy the season on Google Play and cry quietly while I wait for new episodes to hit. Why must you hurt me so, Cartoon Network?

My mac and cheese was ridiculously critiqued by one of those people last year at a pot luck. You know, those people who learned how to cook last week by watching videos on Buzzfeed? And has one of those colorful ceramic knife sets, and only cuts on glass or marble cutting “boards”. She proceeded to tell me that I…