LOL, that was pretty much my final response to him.

Makes you wonder whatever happened to all the Gateway cows..... oh. I just made myself sad.

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

Tangentially related:

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Balletomanes and actual ballerinas were quite steamed about what they viewed as “appropriation;”

“I’m not the president of Croatia,” Coco clarifies. “Honestly, I’m tired of having to defend her pro-Eurozone deficit reduction policies. I don’t have an opinion.”

Yes, because the entire point of the whole concept of this play is to make sense and not confuse.

Please don’t encourage people to make candy apples, they’re terrible. Caramel apples only, please.

He has been building up his tolerance to it so he can best a Sicilian in a game of wits.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

Everybody should be able to go to a party without being raped.

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question:

for assessing the perceived personalities of rocks

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Turkey is building the wall against a terrorist organization called PKK. They are heavily armed, not like your everyday latino gang armed. Turkey has 3 million Syrian refugees, accepted to the country in humane conditions and there are no other countries accepted that much refugees. Get your facts right before trying…

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

That’s clearly Digimon.

The HMS Terror found in Terror Bay? Convenient!

Maybe. I’m not really familiar with Ed Sheeran’s touring schedule.