Please don’t encourage people to make candy apples, they’re terrible. Caramel apples only, please.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

Everybody should be able to go to a party without being raped.

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question:

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

That’s clearly Digimon.

The HMS Terror found in Terror Bay? Convenient!

Maybe. I’m not really familiar with Ed Sheeran’s touring schedule.

They have it relatively easy—soon we’ll have to climb a wall into México.

Chip/Johnathan forever. I will go down with that ship.

Hi hi! In case the Duke of Westminster is reading the comments section: I’m twenty-one, blonde, and know a lot about classical European history and upmarket shoes. I also already wear pearls and cardigans anyway! Just in case you’re looking for someone else to help you manage ;) that ;) estate ;)

Nobody gives a shit about your bunk-ass oatmeal mush and your faux-foodspin writing voice. If you want savory oatmeal, learn how to cook risotto like a “grown-ass person.”

And you’ll never guess... Who was there...

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Soon to be a Disney film -

And in Georgia, a June Atlanta Journal-Constitution report cited a projection by the Georgia Association of Latino Elected Officials that the state could become more Democrat in coming years—and perhaps even by November—due to the surge in registered Latinx voters.

I’ll just pretend he was humming “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton.

I have nothing to add except that I read Menstrual Justice as Menstrual Juice and was very confused/disgusted.