Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

Yeah, that befuddled me. As a Pens fan, our success this postseason starts and stops with Matt Murray.

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

I’m not a “Jezzie” or whatever you call it. Like you, I’m a sports read Deadspin daily, and sometimes I click on crossposts (just watched my Warriors kick ass!). However, I was once a victim of a crime similar to this one. I was raped while intoxicated and unconscious during the summer between 8th grade and my…

“Do you know who I am?”

If you didn't cry during the first 10/15 min of Up, I'm sorry to inform you but you have no soul.

Does not really have anything to do with tweet beat, but sending this to the internet void. I broke up with my boyfriend a few hours ago. Long story short over a month ago I dropped the L bomb and he didn't reciprocate and now im listening to I cant make you love me at 2am.

It’ll definitely cost a few bucks.

Well really, we are all future dead people.

It’s not my joke but it’s a good one:

So, with the above question in mind, I instead made a summer salad with it last night. Soaked cucumbers in rice vinegar, sugar and lemon juice (set them aside for 2 hours to get a nice picklish, tangy flavor) then added sliced and diced roma tomatoes, kalamata olives, pepperoncinis, red onion, minced garlic olive oil,…

911 i need an ambulance i have been burned by a hot take

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

They’re called jimmies...

YES, CANADA, WE GET IT ALREADY. YOU HAVE IT TOGETHER AND WE DO NOT AND YOUR RELATIVE PROGRESSIVISM AND REASONABLENESS IN ALL THINGS MAKES US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF PRIMATIVE, BUMBLING TODDLER BIGOTS.

Lacy, *gently* wafting curtains...

Don’t forget, they could hear faint music on the scans too! Several scientist and archaeologists have theories that this may be inside:

Holy shit you’re a moron. She isn’t “shutting him down,” in that she’s not saying “Stop being a creepy fucking asshole, asshole,” because insulting a source isn’t a very good way to keep a source, even if he deserves it. But it is obvious she’s not willing to go back to his apartment to get fucking gang banged since ev…

That’s not a double standard, unless people that are against catcalling are fine with it when women do it. When have you ever heard people standing up for the [largely imaginary] women that catcall? This is what’s known in the biz as a “strawman argument.”