am p upset rn, not gonna lie

It only works if you have a really big letter.

Have you heard the undisclosed podcast? It’s from Rabia, a lawyer, who is the sister of Adnan’s friend. Undisclosed goes much, much deeper than serial. I mean each podcast roughly, averages more than an hour, and in between episodes there are “addendums,” also averaging about an hour. It goes into Great detail about…

Don did it!

There’s something weird about Atlanta. I used Siri to try to find the airport, and no matter how I asked, Siri gave me directions to the Atlanta Detention Center. Even when I said “Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.”

You lost me here....

I am here for Zac Efron’s “hot phase.” Damn.

“Chloë Grace Moretz, Kiersey Clemons and Beanie Feldstein”

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

The entire city of Cincinnati needs to sit in the timeout chair for a day. I don't care if they have to pee, sit there, you trashy turds.

CONFESSION TIME!!! I don’t get Chipotle. I think I’ve eaten there twice. It’s ok/good, but like... what are y’all on about?

• bananas

MOM!!?? Get off Kinja.

I lived for a while in a Jewish orthodox area where the women got around the rule about not showing their hair because it might tempt the menfolk by wearing the most fabulous wigs. It was technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Rock it, sister! I give you my blessing. *waves Muslim fashion wand*

Generally, that comes right after the ejaculation in this sequence of events.

Wait. What? How old are you?

Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.

I grew up in one of the poor neighborhoods where everybody had hardwood floors and dreamed of someday owning wall-to-wall carpeting.

AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!