some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.
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I love Korean day spas! I go with my friends too. There is nothing like being naked together to realize that bodies are just bodies. All the body shame/obsession is silly. You start realizing that we all come in different sizes and shapes. There is nothing inherently sexual about bodies. It stops being strange really…
It's actually about ethics in Cosby journalism.
You have successfully sold me on this completely unnecessary wizardry.
You and me both. I have intensely passive-aggressive contests with one of my beloved flatmates who likes the temperature to hover somewhere between the Arabian desert and the surface of the sun. I, being a normal, like it somewhere around 21°-22°C (aka 70°-72°F in American). So every time one of us passes the…
This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.
Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.
LOL, so you’re saying they’re really vigilant til they snag their dude, then they let themselves go?
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I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?
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Female pickpockets? They fall in love and they cry.
Chris Christie strikes me as the kind of politician who is going to be too busy lining his pockets and bullying other people to have energy left over for policing my uterus. I guess that makes him my favorite Republican candidate by default.
It’s really hard..