Huh. I’ve made a version of this and called it cough medicine. More effective than OTC cough meds!

TEAM KETCHUP 4EVA

American Gods covers this. They are sacrifices for an ancient cave god that protects the town. Probably.

I have been Forth of Julying wrong. Burgers, ribs, corn on the cob, watermelon...

...traditional where???

OK, stay with me here....a tomato sandwich, BUT...instead of mayo...

I have been trying to do smoothies in the morning and I’m having good luck with one that’s banana/frozen berries/spinach/greek yogurt/honey/ground flax/soy milk whizzed up in an individual travel cup on our gifted Ninja. Delicious! I do this most days.

Container store basic walnut wooden hangers - specifically, the ones with the plastic ribbing on the ends. Prevents all my dresses and shirts from sliding right off, which is my biggest pet peeve about hangers. Women’s clothing tends to be sheer and sliiiiide right off regular hangers.

Container store basic walnut wooden hangers - specifically, the ones with the plastic ribbing on the ends. Prevents…

Hmm, usually references I’ve seen for Braggs refers to their apple cider vinegar, and sometimes their liquid aminos. I didn’t even know they made nutritional yeast (so good on popcorn. SO. GOOD.), but you wouldn’t want to mix any of those up in a recipe!!!

Alas, I am allergic to peanut butter, and it is for this reason and THIS REASON ONLY that my professional basketball career never took off.

Alton Brown has a great tip where he has an extra bowl for white inspection during egg separating. You separate the white into this extra bowl, then inspect it carefully for YOLK INVASION, and once it’s met with approval, THEN you dump it into your egg white bowl. This way if some yolk sneaks in after 7 eggs, it…

Could it also be possible that, in his many travels, Uncle Traveling Matt, uh...got acquainted with other human-type muppets and produced Human muppet/Fraggle Muppet hybrids - like Bert and Ernie?

therefore I believe — as we are to the chimpanzee — Ernie and Bert are more advanced evolution of Fraggle

If you can’t make your own insulin, store bought is fine.

Polish grandma was craft grandma - she taught me to embroider, sew, rug hook, and many other crafty fiber arts. So from her I got my crafty side, and I still knit to this day. My other grandma (who was part Polish, and also probably Scottish) gave me my love for cooking, though nothing so strange as cow brains! Give…

My mother says my (Italian) grandfather used to tell her all the time “I saved you! Your (Polish) mother wanted to make blood soup and eyeballs, and I refused! You would have to eat all that stuff as a kid! I saved you!”

*conspiratorial sideways looks*

What about this Muslim from Australia?

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Well, think of it as a trade off. You can keep your handsome, talented prime minister, expensive produce, and socialized medicine. And I get dollar celery, president cheeto jesus, and the threat of complete bankruptcy if I lose my job and then get sick.