It’s because of all the extra work they have there, chipping them out of the frozen ice. ;)

I can buy a bunch of celery for a dollar. And it’s a veggie that does decently well in the fridge for long while, so I have plenty of time to think about how to use up that celery - salads, soups, etc. It’s not like the ticking time bomb that are avocados (QUICK OMG WE NEED TO USE UP THESE AVOCADOS BECAUSE THEY WILL…

Yeah, no, sorry. You don’t get to boohoo about the mean libs kicking you out of the club, when you’re actively promoting ideas that hurt women. If you, personally, as a woman, do not agree with abortion, that is one thing. If you are actively fighting to prevent women from being able to choose to have an abortion,…

This is so timely because I was gifted an amazing cutting board from my brother for Christmas and it’s already taking a beating. But I love it and want to keep it pretty!

In college we were so impressed that someone from Alaska found her way to middle-of-the-state PA, that it became her full name. As in, Let me introduce you to my friend Cindy-from-Alaska! She had a pretty good sense of humor about it. I think someone even made her a tshirt. Alaska was about as diverse as our…

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Open the jar and take a long sniff. Are your eyes watering? Are your nose hairs singed and quivering?

What??? Doesn’t it...like...shred little bits onto the cake?

Mostly I start with whole bulbs, because I find that the pre-minced stuff isn’t as potent with ONE EXCEPTION: The minced garlic that they make at Super H Mart, the Korean super store. If they don’t have them in your city, then I’m sorry. That stuff stays potent in your fridge for weeks - I love it. I have this…

Are you in Alabama? Because your grocery shopping experience reminds me of when I visited my former in-laws. They always wanted me to cook for them, but their grocery stores were suspiciously lacking in basics. And the county was very very very dry and my former BiL very very very religious. So I’d have to bring…

I am moving into a BRAND NEW HOUSE next week with an amazing kitchen and fancy appliances and I am SO EXCITED!!! We’ve been purging our pantry for a while, but I’m going to try my best to start an organization process for the fridge and pantry that we can KEEP.

How about a traditional steamed “pudding” cake? My grandmother used to make johnny bull pudding every year and give them out as christmas gifts.. I’m not sure how you would hold the shape of the cake, though- I guess it would come out...bag shaped?

I agree with this...but that doesn’t mean I won’t shove some deep dish in my face whenever possible.

My grandmother added a layer of cream cheese at the bottom of the pie shell before adding the pumpkin filling.

He looks like a goddamned scooby doo villain.

Because he literally is a 13 year old awkward boy who didn’t make the CUTE BOYS IN MRS MILDREDGE’S CLASS list. And he’s angry about it.

LITERALLY DO NOT CARE. THIS GUY SERVED 15 MONTHS FOR RAPE. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, IF HE STEPS 1 INCH IN A DIRECTION HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO, THROW HIS ASS IN JAIL.

I used Eos once and it irritated the crap out of my lips. Then right after, MYSTERIOUSLY, I also developed reactions to my beloved mint chapstick and then most every brand I could buy in stores. So I’m going to blame them not only for making my lips inflamed and painful, but also ruining all store bought chapsticks…

Wait, so you’re saying birth control = rape in terms of offensiveness? Dressing up as a symbol of my right to make health care choices over my own body is equally offensive as a costume that makes light of drugging a woman for the purposes of rape? No.