What??? Doesn’t it...like...shred little bits onto the cake?

Mostly I start with whole bulbs, because I find that the pre-minced stuff isn’t as potent with ONE EXCEPTION: The minced garlic that they make at Super H Mart, the Korean super store. If they don’t have them in your city, then I’m sorry. That stuff stays potent in your fridge for weeks - I love it. I have this…

The Hulu app crashes every device I’ve had it on - my phone, my roku, my playstation. I hope this great new service comes with increased stability, or it’s only going to be an exercise in frustration!

Are you in Alabama? Because your grocery shopping experience reminds me of when I visited my former in-laws. They always wanted me to cook for them, but their grocery stores were suspiciously lacking in basics. And the county was very very very dry and my former BiL very very very religious. So I’d have to bring…

I am moving into a BRAND NEW HOUSE next week with an amazing kitchen and fancy appliances and I am SO EXCITED!!! We’ve been purging our pantry for a while, but I’m going to try my best to start an organization process for the fridge and pantry that we can KEEP.

How about a traditional steamed “pudding” cake? My grandmother used to make johnny bull pudding every year and give them out as christmas gifts.. I’m not sure how you would hold the shape of the cake, though- I guess it would come out...bag shaped?

I’m imagining the target market for fuckable sex robots and I’m totally ok with those people not procreating and then fucking themselves to death. 100% on board with this plan.

SOMETHING SOMETHING WHERE’S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING NOW, RANTY SOMETHING SOMETHING BULLSHIT!!!

I had always heard the opposite - that penis bones were for quickie WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA’AM in animals where something bigger and stronger could come along at any minute and eat you. So taking too long to mate = more vulnerable to predators. When a male finds a female who’s GTG, it’s in his best interest to get Mr…

So people who don’t have the ability or resources to go to college or a trade school don’t deserve a living wage. Got it.

I agree with this...but that doesn’t mean I won’t shove some deep dish in my face whenever possible.

My grandmother added a layer of cream cheese at the bottom of the pie shell before adding the pumpkin filling.

He looks like a goddamned scooby doo villain.

Because he literally is a 13 year old awkward boy who didn’t make the CUTE BOYS IN MRS MILDREDGE’S CLASS list. And he’s angry about it.

LITERALLY DO NOT CARE. THIS GUY SERVED 15 MONTHS FOR RAPE. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, IF HE STEPS 1 INCH IN A DIRECTION HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO, THROW HIS ASS IN JAIL.

I used Eos once and it irritated the crap out of my lips. Then right after, MYSTERIOUSLY, I also developed reactions to my beloved mint chapstick and then most every brand I could buy in stores. So I’m going to blame them not only for making my lips inflamed and painful, but also ruining all store bought chapsticks…

Wait, so you’re saying birth control = rape in terms of offensiveness? Dressing up as a symbol of my right to make health care choices over my own body is equally offensive as a costume that makes light of drugging a woman for the purposes of rape? No.

NOooooooooo....

*Puts on warby parker glasses and fair trade hand woven scarf*

NOPE