I don’t care if she’s had sex or not - 26 and virgin? good for you! 26 and virgin? good for you!

Heyyyyyy....you stole my avatar. Now everyone will think I think my cat is dumb.

as well as lobbying Congress and the FDA to take the drug off the market.

*EXCITEMENT FLAIL!*

Unless I have dinner guests, I’m eating on my couch. Bowls prevent spills as I simultaneously take a sip of wine, type a facebook comment on my laptop, and defend my dinner from my cats.

My ophthalmologist is named Dr Brilliant.

Yes, it was a part of that collection, someone else pointed that out. I looked at her website bethditto.com so I could see the whole collection and those were the two that jumped out at me as OH NO! :)

still ugly! :) But thanks for the clarification. I saw it on her website and was like, NUH UH!

OK a lot of these pieces are lovely and if I had the money, I’d be all over them. EXCEPT:

“ Creighton wrote that she was sexually assaulted by Casares in an open letter”

“specially trained scat detection dog”

Another plot by Big Kegal foiled again!

Insteads disposable cups 4lyfe!

Is it me or are we starting to get a little too loose with the definition of rape?

LOL rapists don’t get 25 years. If we’re LUCKY, they actually get convicted and serve a few years. Which I feel is the LEAST this guy should have gotten.

Dang I just posted this joke. Serves me right for not reading the comments first.

CLAP ON

NO. No, what is this? This reminds me of those oversized tops or aprons that have the skinny bikini body on them. HAHAHAH I’M A FAT LADY WITH A SKINNY LADY BODY! JUST KIDDING FOOLED YOU! No, this is not a thing. Make flattering fat lady clothes. Don’t paste skinny lady clothes on oversized shirts and expect me to…

I got this as a gift last weekend - IT IS THE CUTEST GAME!!! And so fun. And if you’re a knitter (like me) or crocheter, the details are amazing.

YOU CAN PRY MY ADULTING TROPHY OUT OF MY COLD, INCOMPETENT FINGERS