The way I feel about bacon in particular is probably illegal in Georgia.

There’s an idea I’ve heard where kids with hyphenated names can do this when they marry:

Ugh. In the examples, it’s always the guy’s parents who are upset, or the guy’s friends. Women are naturally EXPECTED to abandon their last name when they marry. Fuck that noise. I was married for 7 years and regretted changing my name. The only reason I did was because my ex pouted like a toddler when I suggested…

The best “distract brain enough to fall asleep” TV I’ve found is How It’s Made. Soothing, repetitive machinery, bland voice, and interesting enough to distract the Asshole part of the brain that’s keeping me up, until the Sleepy Brain can take over.

*comes at you*

I love The Vortex. It’s been far too long since I’ve been there!

I made this! It was delicious - excellent fall dish, and it comes together quickly and then you just throw it in the oven to roast while you’re dealing with other crap for 45 minutes. When it comes out of the oven: APPLAUSE!

I played it with my parents and my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven me for having to explain to our mother what “bukake” is.

I played it with my parents and my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven me for having to explain to our mother what…

*raises hand*

This is amazing.

Can’t tell if troll-baiting or armchair social anthropologist mansplainer...

OMG he’s like a real life Vincent Adultman.

Ahhhh!!!! Thank you! Posted the lego version video earlier because it’s my FAVORITE!

Made me think of this:

I suppose we could arrange a Hunger Games-like event in which all our loved ones compete to the death to narrow down the guest list.

omg. suh brahve.

It explains the oldies, too. They just take their dentures out...

Yes! This! My friends and I go several times a year and try to get more converts from our big group of friends. It’s so freeing - no one cares what you look like. There are fat people and skinny people and old women with saggy boobs and young women with huge nipples and NO! ONE! CARES! You’re just there to relax and…

I have been to the JeJu spa in Atlanta with my friends many times, but my mother would NEVER agree to go with me! Too much nakedness for her taste.

I hope David Ball is actually that guys name. PLEASE LET IT BE HIS REAL NAME!