I am grouting ALL THE THINGS! for my bathroom remodel. Not very geeky, but it has been quite the project!

From your linked story, looks like the opposite - he wanted the rough sex and threesomes, and she did not.

How about Something that is technically on your registry but not actually the item on your registry?

They can grant additional powers to the FDA all they want, but unless they do an equivalent bump in FDA budget, it’s not worth a damn.

I really must be going. I have some letters to write.

She rode that rape to celebrity! With all that sweet rape money!

You look at the dismal, mostly black and grey, plus size offerings that most stores shill (online, and reluctantly so) and then tell me that LP is ugly. I would love to have some brighter colors in my wardrobe. Bonus points if my fat ass wearing bright LP prints offends someone else’s delicate sensibilities.…

I got made fun of in the girls locker room before gym class in 7th GRADE for having hair on my legs. I asked my mom and she said I was too young to shave my legs. So I started using her razor during my bath to do it in secret. I’m sure she caught on, because after a few months, she bought my my own pink razors. 7TH…

I smell a new episode of L&O:SVU!

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

Yeah, I never associated this with New York. I just call it “my normal breakfast,” or “the usual,” if you’re the guy at the grill in our cafeteria.

Well Tarte should love me now, too! I got the mascara, the maracula eye cream, and the no-crease primer! That lady was scary persuasive!

Well Tarte should love me now, too! I got the mascara, the maracula eye cream, and the no-crease primer! That lady…

I got talked into Tarte's Lights Camera Flashes mascara last week, by a very intimidating Easter European Ulta Employee who told me "Theese ees best in store. Everyone who work in store use dis one. You weel buy dis one." So I took out the new Benefit curling mascara and bought the Tarte' instead. I don't really…

I got talked into Tarte's Lights Camera Flashes mascara last week, by a very intimidating Easter European Ulta…

Sure, it's whimsical and fun but on the whole it's not very safe — especially for tourists.

Cough pearls? He’s defending himself by saying cough pearls made him crazy???

Gooollllllllly. I only live in po-dunk hicksville Atlanta,GA. Ah ain't got no pro'fesshional beauuuuty background, so my opinion is worthless.

These kinds of situations are probably why the vast majority of salons (esp nail salons) only allow cash gratuity.

It's up to the salon to split the tip fairly - usually the "deal" for getting both a mani and a pedi is only a couple dollars, so tipping 20% on the total amount shouldn't short either of them - the $10 mani person should get $2 and the $15 (or $17, or whatever) pedi person gets rest of the tip. Unless you're tipping…

I was reading this article out loud to a coworker, and made a similar comment - “These all sound like Game of Thrones characters”