Thank god I have no problem with milk products, because if I was in a coffee shop that slipped almond milk into my coffee, I would LITERALLY DIE. Unless I got to my epi pen in time. Or just threw up in time. BUT STILL. UNPLEASANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING! Hazelnut milk, too? Jeebus, this is why I can't…

Put me in that "cramping and abnormal bleeding" column for the hormonal IUD. Horrific cramps that hit me like a punch to the gut out of nowhere, and periods that disappeared, then came back, then were WORSE than before. I'm glad they work for some women, but I'm happy to be back on the pills.

I was with you until the pho. If it doesn't fill you up, ORDER A LARGER SIZE, IT'S A DOLLAR MORE! Then sriracha, which, OK...I like in my pho.

You look faaaahbulous, dahlingk.

Should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.

TELL ME STARBURST IS NOT A HATE-FILLED ORGANIZATION!!! Because their jelly beans are superior to all others.

My dog won't even look at me while I'm giving her a bath. She turns away and puts her head down. "WOE! WOE IS ME! I AM BETRAYED!!!"

That is zedonkulous!

NOT SAFE.

Are you me? I could have written this comment. Some of my friends were into hookups, some, like me, were not. We all had fun and seem to be doing fine, JUST FINE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!

Is Debbie Rowe wearing the 3 Wolf shirt??? That is freaking amazing!

My vagina plays blu-ray.

Where do you live with no wild bunnies??? We have them in Atlanta. I don't think they are as common as squirrels, at least in my neighborhood. But they do like to hang out in the back lawn at dusk, tormenting my dog from her post on the balcony.

ESCburgh = me, by the way. I can't login on my normal account at work, because somehow the login process triggers the ZOMG SOCIAL MEDIA BEWARE BOOOGA BOOGA firewall block at my work.

You just don't understand what it's like to have a horror show bathroom experience. You're just full of...of....POOP PRIVILEGE!!!!

No no no no. I am doing you a FAVOR. Do your business and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. Don't stand at the sink and brush your teeth and do your makeup and call your fucking mother (what is WRONG with you, calling from a bathroom???), all while I am silently dying two stalls over.

It's called a FLANGE!

I TOLD YOU. NOT SAFE!!!!

I'm not denying the general cuteness of owls, I'm just saying the some of the babies are hideous, hissing ghost monsters.

But meat is delicious, nutritious, and good to eat. While sexism and racism...aren't.