You're wrong because enslaving people is wrong, but bacon is delicious. See the distinction?

That dog is sending HELP ME!!!! signals with every fiber of its being.

LOL! That thing was apparently so effective, I'm surprised Republicans aren't attempting to ban access to perfume caps!

I just died.

I'm SURE I have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

NOT SAFE. NO FLANGE.

OR he's a creepy hippie with boundary issues.

You are assuming he's mentally ill and not just a GIANT asshole???? That's kind of a huge leap. Way to try to diagnose someone 3rd hand.

That company has the best commercials on tv.

They put laxatives in your cake???? Where did you go to school Frat Pledge University???

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Love.

My husband's name is Kevin, so this made me extra snorty.

But cake is delicious! How can sniffing it be wrong?

"slick, dandified cake eater"

Yeah, nearly sprained my eyeballs, they rolled so hard.

That's a quote from the app description. I think Lindy has made her disdain for every of these apps ABUNDANTLY clear. I'm glad this is the only app that offends you, though. Very telling.

Nice!

yuck. You can have all my pulp. I don't think juice should be CHUNKY.

My husband and I binge watched all 4 seasons of The IT Crowd in just a couple days. Then we were sad. WHY NO MORE IT CROWD???

I'M DOING THAT RIGHT NOW! Well, sort of. 2 or 3 episodes every night. I will probably binge watch the rest of season 2 tonight and then be twitchy until season 3 is available on netflix.