*clutches pearls*

I do not identify as lesbian or bisexual, and I like to look at attractive women. I also like to look at attractive men. Probably many of these publications feature those as well. I don't think this is supposed to be a big feminist statement. I think it's supposed to be something that Japanese women like to wank…

She's about as clothed as the women on the cover of any romance book, a genre also geared towards women. If that picture was geared for the male gaze, the breasts would be bare and about 10x bigger.

As a tween, my parents (well, my LAME DAD, anyway) would not let me attend any New Kids concerts. It was SO UNFAIR and they JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM AND NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN BECAUSE NO ONE HERE LOVES ME!!!

Whew! I found 8 lip related items in my bag and thought "wow, I'm weird and I have a problem." Glad to find out I'm not the only one!

This is my giant work bag, not my usual "out and about" purse:

Jeez, WARN us before you post something horrific like that. I almost threw up!

Yeah, this picture pretty much made my head explode. SCIENCE DUDE. WAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP.

Female circumcision usually involves cutting off the clitoris.

That series jumped the shark with ButtSluts 2000, IMHO.

Cashew milk? Ohhhhh daaaarrnnnn, I'm allergic to tree nuts. Guess I will have to skip the juice cleanse and instead polish off this bag of cheese puffs. Bummer.

You could devour your young Samoa babies...IF I DON'T EAT THEM FIRST!!! Muaahahaha*omnomnom*

*raises hand*

Just spit out my drink. HAHAHAHA!

Shame :(

Still have his number? Asking for a friend.

Yes...yes I would...MUAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The research was being suppressed by Big Prune.

Maybe some kind of sewn up snuggie, then?

Then it's official - we have the OFFICIAL WARDROBE FOR ALL THE MODEST ZIONIST JEWISH LADIES!