I go back and forth on this. On the one hand, it would be super cool to say MY DIAMOND LOVED ONES! LOOK AT THEM! Except one day, long in the future, someone pawns off the ring of Great Aunt Erma and it becomes someone's engagement ring. That's a little creepy...to know that the symbol of your love is someone…

NOPENOPENOPE!

Please let us know who's allowed to talk about societal problems, then, and we'll just go by your good judgment. M'kay?

Hopefully synthesizing panda peptides using E. coli will be less...murdery. And explodey.

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE! :)

Hmm, will have to bulk up on my knowledge of cosmic rays. Still, it would be (tragically) interesting if it turned out that the incidence of neurological problems found in the relatively small number of people who have gone to the moon was higher than would be predicted in the general population. Google tells me 24…

It would have been more interesting if they had studied actual astronauts who have been going up into space and see if, over the years, they were more prone to develop neurodegenerative diseases. Or are they doing that and I missed that part of the article? Surely there have been enough people in space over the…

A world where we can't make fun of over the top, themed, pretentious weddings is a world I don't want to live in.

I bunch up my jacket or sweater and shove it in the crack between the wall and my seat (window seats 4EVA!) to make a pillow, put on my headphones, and I am asleep in minutes. My superpower is that I can sleep anywhere...but in bed.

I believe bald eagles mostly eat fish, so maybe this one filled up on sashimi already and was not hungry enough to try some squirrely mammalian for dessert?

Ha! Yes.

I'm wondering if the funniest/saddest part of these profiles is that these guys are literally too dumb to lie. Not that I advocate lying on dating sites - HAHAHA DO NOT LIE ON DATING SITES, but dude, seriously? Like that job application/personality test you took as a teenager to work at the local food mart that…

*faints*

And your research to back that up is...?

ALTHOUGH...this would have been a PERFECT ARTICLE for this reference.

Harry Potter AND Up references in the SAME ARTICLE? This is why I love you.

You are awesome. I do stuff like this all the time. I WILL NEVER DO/TRY/WATCH X-Y-Z BECAUSE I DO NOT CONFORM TO THE HIPPIE/GEEKY MASSES! And then I do/try/watch XYZ and I love it and OHHH THE SHAME at my previous stance. *hangs head*

Awww, I like chia seeds! Also, bubble tea! Maybe I'm weird. Maybe I should...try kombucha?

Ha! This is hilarious. I mean, creepy for the horses, but still...hilarious.

You seem upset. Would you like to see an amusing picture of my dog?