THANK YOU FOR TELLING US WHAT WE SHOULD GET UPSET ABOUT. I'LL STOP WORRYING MY PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT IT AND GO BACK TO MAKING YOU A SAMMICH NOW.

Oh noes! WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ????? Poor wittle muffins, not included in this satirical break down of a ridiculous MEN'S MAGAZINE ARTICLE.

Thank god we live in a civil society that has a large and stable population, and not a barbaric small tribe where the death of a few women would severely impact our future breeding population, then. Also, taking a generalization of genetic principles and applying them to very specific situations is ridiculous.

Awwwww, muffin.

Awww, bless.

I wait for the inevitable moment when the people who want to move to the Big City look out of their tiny window or balcony and say "Hmmm, a lot of street noise here." HAHAHAHAA!!! Because they expected song birds and crickets in the city??? Idiots.

It says that I love you, that's for sure.

"Ashton Kutcher shows off his incredible makeover for the role of the late Apple founder".

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Oooooo hipster BURRRN!

Seconding. Do not taint TastyKakes with your TWINKIE NASTINESS!

*sob*

A CELEBRITY that has had PLASTIC SURGERY??? LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!!!!!

Yes, but you have things like "guaranteed, government provided healthcare" and probably mandatory sick leave (maybe? I get my "why other countries are more awesome than the US" list mixed up sometimes). Whereas here in the US, you will get sick, have no doctor to go through, and because you can't afford to give up a…

The last time I went to see a doctor, I ended up seeing someone different from my usual doc at the clinic. I was there for what has been my annual fall weather asthma issues (basically, please prescribe me some steroids!). After asking me one!!! question about my symptoms, she told me that I should have weight loss…

I thought the same thing. In fact, I nearly did that cartoonish thing where you rub your eyes because maybe you got some crazy in there obscuring your sight. ARIZONA??? Red state land of John McCain???

Bollywood is SRS BSNSS!!1!!!!

I drank two glasses of wine and some cough syrup with codeine (darned lingering pansy-ass cold!). Not feeling woozy, mostly I am just tired. HOWEVER, in order to keep myself from clawing the skin off my face during election coverage, I baked cookies! So breakfast and any lingering nausea for me and everyone else at…

I got to the point about the pooping feeling good and FROZE UP WITH ANXIETY trying to remember if I've ever told anyone that it feels good to poop. Have I? OMG probably. I AM A FAILURE AT LIFE!!!!

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