My vagina plays blu-ray.

Where do you live with no wild bunnies??? We have them in Atlanta. I don't think they are as common as squirrels, at least in my neighborhood. But they do like to hang out in the back lawn at dusk, tormenting my dog from her post on the balcony.

ESCburgh = me, by the way. I can't login on my normal account at work, because somehow the login process triggers the ZOMG SOCIAL MEDIA BEWARE BOOOGA BOOGA firewall block at my work.

You just don't understand what it's like to have a horror show bathroom experience. You're just full of...of....POOP PRIVILEGE!!!!

No no no no. I am doing you a FAVOR. Do your business and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. Don't stand at the sink and brush your teeth and do your makeup and call your fucking mother (what is WRONG with you, calling from a bathroom???), all while I am silently dying two stalls over.

It's called a FLANGE!

I TOLD YOU. NOT SAFE!!!!

I'm not denying the general cuteness of owls, I'm just saying the some of the babies are hideous, hissing ghost monsters.

But meat is delicious, nutritious, and good to eat. While sexism and racism...aren't.

You're wrong because enslaving people is wrong, but bacon is delicious. See the distinction?

That dog is sending HELP ME!!!! signals with every fiber of its being.

LOL! That thing was apparently so effective, I'm surprised Republicans aren't attempting to ban access to perfume caps!

No thanks. I lose track of my phone enough as it is - black with a bright purple case. If it were clear, would never find it on the coffee table.

I just died.

I'm SURE I have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

NOT SAFE. NO FLANGE.

OR he's a creepy hippie with boundary issues.

You are assuming he's mentally ill and not just a GIANT asshole???? That's kind of a huge leap. Way to try to diagnose someone 3rd hand.

That company has the best commercials on tv.

They put laxatives in your cake???? Where did you go to school Frat Pledge University???