Yeah, this picture pretty much made my head explode. SCIENCE DUDE. WAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP.

Female circumcision usually involves cutting off the clitoris.

That series jumped the shark with ButtSluts 2000, IMHO.

Cashew milk? Ohhhhh daaaarrnnnn, I'm allergic to tree nuts. Guess I will have to skip the juice cleanse and instead polish off this bag of cheese puffs. Bummer.

You could devour your young Samoa babies...IF I DON'T EAT THEM FIRST!!! Muaahahaha*omnomnom*

*raises hand*

Just spit out my drink. HAHAHAHA!

Shame :(

Still have his number? Asking for a friend.

Yes...yes I would...MUAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The research was being suppressed by Big Prune.

Maybe some kind of sewn up snuggie, then?

Then it's official - we have the OFFICIAL WARDROBE FOR ALL THE MODEST ZIONIST JEWISH LADIES!

I go back and forth on this. On the one hand, it would be super cool to say MY DIAMOND LOVED ONES! LOOK AT THEM! Except one day, long in the future, someone pawns off the ring of Great Aunt Erma and it becomes someone's engagement ring. That's a little creepy...to know that the symbol of your love is someone…

NOPENOPENOPE!

Please let us know who's allowed to talk about societal problems, then, and we'll just go by your good judgment. M'kay?

Hopefully synthesizing panda peptides using E. coli will be less...murdery. And explodey.

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE! :)

Hmm, will have to bulk up on my knowledge of cosmic rays. Still, it would be (tragically) interesting if it turned out that the incidence of neurological problems found in the relatively small number of people who have gone to the moon was higher than would be predicted in the general population. Google tells me 24…

It would have been more interesting if they had studied actual astronauts who have been going up into space and see if, over the years, they were more prone to develop neurodegenerative diseases. Or are they doing that and I missed that part of the article? Surely there have been enough people in space over the…