"Ashton Kutcher shows off his incredible makeover for the role of the late Apple founder".

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Oooooo hipster BURRRN!

Seconding. Do not taint TastyKakes with your TWINKIE NASTINESS!

*sob*

A CELEBRITY that has had PLASTIC SURGERY??? LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!!!!!

Yes, but you have things like "guaranteed, government provided healthcare" and probably mandatory sick leave (maybe? I get my "why other countries are more awesome than the US" list mixed up sometimes). Whereas here in the US, you will get sick, have no doctor to go through, and because you can't afford to give up a…

The last time I went to see a doctor, I ended up seeing someone different from my usual doc at the clinic. I was there for what has been my annual fall weather asthma issues (basically, please prescribe me some steroids!). After asking me one!!! question about my symptoms, she told me that I should have weight loss…

I thought the same thing. In fact, I nearly did that cartoonish thing where you rub your eyes because maybe you got some crazy in there obscuring your sight. ARIZONA??? Red state land of John McCain???

Bollywood is SRS BSNSS!!1!!!!

I drank two glasses of wine and some cough syrup with codeine (darned lingering pansy-ass cold!). Not feeling woozy, mostly I am just tired. HOWEVER, in order to keep myself from clawing the skin off my face during election coverage, I baked cookies! So breakfast and any lingering nausea for me and everyone else at…

I got to the point about the pooping feeling good and FROZE UP WITH ANXIETY trying to remember if I've ever told anyone that it feels good to poop. Have I? OMG probably. I AM A FAILURE AT LIFE!!!!

Well, OK....if you INSIST...

I bought a thrift store black velour dress, and some purple fabric and elastic from the fabric store - total cost, $30. A friend helped me cut and sew it all together, and with some over the top makeup, I am going to be one awesome Ursula the sea witch. Even if I only get to wear it to work, it will be worth it!

Is someone trying to kill off a beloved childhood character?

Yeah, but they were hungry again, like, an hour later.

I was late to work once because my car had become infested with ants overnight. I texted my boss to let her know, and she responded with "...have fun with that!"

It looks like HerUniverse goes up to a 4x! I just wish the Dr Who/VanGogh one was still in stock.

"their well-appointed and mercifully clean homes"

Donating to charity isn't about the money? Please tell me more, oh wise guru of mathematics and morality!