That stuff is crazy - too little or too much and BAM! You're dead. I can't believe it's legal in most states.

My parents told me that it was time to give my binkie to the Easter Bunny. I never questioned why the Easter Bunny wanted my binkie, but we made a big deal about leaving it on the piano. And then on Easter Morning, there was a HUUUUUGE Easter basket on the piano where my binkie had been. So the lesson here: lies…

If hating on the latest over-exposed teen pop-nugget is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I'M SO IN!!!

OH GOD I LIVE IN ATLANTA!!! THIS IS SO CLOSE TO ME!!!

That sounds delissshhhhhhious! *takes notes*

...said no one, ever, after a comment like that.

Awww, look - you made it sad!

Oh HEEEELLLLLLLL no!

...wut

Nope. Scraped together from his tooth plaque.

SHUN!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Is that recipe in the Ball canning book?

I missed most of this because I was distracted by your...uhh...assets.

Ah, OK. I had images of it being tossed into the leaf pile.

Hold up hold up hold up....in her YARD???? I know there are more important things here, but I'm kinda getting stuck on that.

Muaahahahahahaaa! That thing is evil looking!

Kim Worthy is an AWESOME name for a superhero. By day, she is Kim Worthy, but by night, she is the RAPE AVENGER! Or uhh, something better than that. I'm mentally designing her costume right now. Spiked, steel toed black boots. Maybe a cape?

With a vibrate function...