Haaaaaaaa!

True, but it's a regular ultrasound. No wands up your ladybusiness.

agree!

She didn't feed her baby bottles of mountain dew! There's nothing wrong with making a choice not to breastfeed, and no one has the right to judge her reasons for doing so.

Yeah, mandatory penis check. Isn't that SOP everywhere?

Sorry, I'm only going to pay you 86 cents for each comment. BECAUSE VAGINA, THAT'S WHY!

Well that's....jaunty.

WHOA! Hold on...I got some whiplash from the amount of judgyness that just flew past my eyeballs... O_0

Mmmm...yes...

OMG Lindy, you could write about your daily bowel movements and I would read them. THIS IS HILARIOUS!

I'm missing where he says his wife is his property. Can you point me to that part of the article? Or is this just hyperbole, like the rest of the pitchfork wavers here?

A FATHER and HUSBAND having OPINIONS about child rearing and sex? GRAB YOUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, LADIES!

I am so there with you on the wanting cute shoes thing.

I just laughed so hard literally could not breath for a full minute. THANK YOU! I needed that.

Well, I just tried to look it up, and it looks like it's CLOSED! OH NO! It was called Silver Lining in Atlanta, GA, and they sold wedding and bridesmaid dresses, as well as plus sized lingerie. Now I haz a sad :(

Thank you! One thing I learned during the whole process of picking a dress is, unless you are a person who wears long, fancy dresses all the time and already knows what shapes work for them, do not go dress shopping with a firm, iron-clad idea of what you want. Because that dress you saw in that magazine 6 months…

I am plus sized and busty...VERY busty. And when I was trying on wedding dresses for my wedding 6 years ago, every strapless dress made me feel like I should be wearing a blonde braid wig, horned hat, and carrying a sword. And singing. I was crushed, because this was the first time in my ENTIRE LIFE that I wanted to…

I love you so much for this. n'at.

Is it me, or is that cover of Tina Fey a photoshop disaster? Look on the right, if you follow the line of her armpit, she looks to have lost half of her right breast in some kind of horrible accident. Along with that part of her torso, because it's now thinner than her head. Vogue! Leave Tina alone!!!!