I'm gonna cheer you up with a filthy one night story!

I used to think that my worst nightmare was having my Google search history published. I stand corrected.

In all fairness, "streaming" means something entirely different in German porn circles.

Oh yes! I will agree that could be it. That screen grab!

You take that diaper off of your head and you put it back on your sister!

This reads like a caveat emptor for anyone wishing to be famous:

"I think she would be like a mini-me. I think it's going to be crazy. I'm not going to feel as alone in the world anymore. I'm going to feel like I have a second person, like, that's me."

What if George Zimmerman had a child? Or Bill O'Reilly? Or what if the Koch brothers commissioned a small army of children by artificial insemination by 30 different women?

"Dot says she needs her a toddler cause' these ones is gettin' too big to cuddle"

What a terrible reason to have a child, and a good way to make them hate you later. Britney, I will be your friend as long as you dish about JT in the sack. I'm not much of a fan but I grew up white trash and made a better life too - we'd get along. And the tabloids won't get a word out of me about anything.

"Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus,"

Were the demons pubic lice? Because there's a simple shampoo for that.

I was talking about one specific kind of rape, the type where someone takes advantage of another person who is drunk and unable to defend themselves.

But, telling someone who would do something awful like rape another human being to "not be a goddam rapist" doesn't work. Those people are going to be out there, it's just a fact of life. So, if you can't control what THEY do, the best you can do is control what YOU do. It's no different than not parking your car on…

No. My original comment is in response to this article, which is about drinking and rape. Context, people.

That's completely true (and I can't say enough how much I appreciate a level headed response when I expected pitchforks). The ads targeting aggressors (like the "my strength is not for hurting" campaign) are critically important, as are outreach programs for teens. We need to focus on preventing rape and assault, not…

Suggesting that women shouldn't get hammered is not blaming the victim. It's smart advice suggesting ways to decrease risk. There is literally nothing that makes a victim responsible for being sexually assaulted. You should not need to alter your behavior because some people are soulless cretins. But there are…

THE DEVIL'S RING.

UNPREGNANT YOURSELF, HUSSIE.

"We want her back and we are not asking for any alterations and we want her back."