I'm going to take this at face value and believe that it was just a panic attack and that she didn't threaten or attempt suicide. Because the news media loves to throw that little gem into their reports. If she had attempted to kill herself, the headlines would be "SUICIDAL MOMMY SENT TO HOSPITAL" or something like…

I went hunting for old photos of Kim yesterday, to get a sense of all the plastic surgery changes, saw this one, and became really sad. She was beautiful before! Seriously, mind-blowingly beautiful. Now: still beautiful, but like a weirdly frozen and generic barbie doll with an elongated upper-lip area.

PLOT HOLE

WHY WOULD WOLVERINE NEED A DERMATOLOGIST HIS SKIN HAS MAGICAL HEALING POWERS

Lord help that poor shrink.

"they're too sexual and they look like they smell"

I know, right?

This picture was in the Michelle Obama piece. Both of those girls are getting so big, and even Sasha no longer really looks like a kid! I officially have a case of the olds.

Chris Brown was kicked out of his anger management rehab program; apparently, his mom urged him to stay in the facility and he responded by throwing a rock through her car window in a fit of rage.

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

The Savior 2.0.

Yes, I totally understand.

Oh, sister. One of my besties got oops pregnant while I am struggling and mournful. I had to throw the shower and be godparent. I mean, I waned to and am thrilled to be godmother, but it's hard. I and one of our other friends threw the most gorgeous perfect shower ever. Impeccable. Because I would be a shit if I threw…

As someone who miscarried recently and is now watching ever person I know on FB announce that their pregnant, I feel for you.

That's one of my biggest problems with the idea of showers, too. In the UK we tend to give gifts when the baby is born. I'm happy to give a gift to a new little person who will be in my life, but somehow baby showers feel more like a celebration of being pregnant, which can be pretty horrible for those who are not not…

Huh. Now that I think about it maybe that's why I enjoyed my baby shower so much? Five miscarriages, years of doctors saying "it will never happen"...
I was so deliriously happy that I guess it would have taken a Commie invasion of the Red Dawn variety to ruin things for me.
Infertility sucks a big donkey dong. I'm…

This guy is trying so damn hard to get thrown in jail and we just KEEP FAILING HIM.

His good looks?

A violent asshole does something violent. I would never have guessed.

I just wanted them to have better tools. The tweezer was ineffective and the needle needed a scoopier end. ALSO: HORK