Is it a cop? Is it a cab? Is it just some bamas from Suitland, Md.? We don’t know. We just know they’re in the…
evilinfertileshrew
evilinfertileshrew
“Oh, stop worrying. He’s not really going to do what he says...”
In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was…
“Grab it by the peak.” Read more
I’ve heard that Gloria Allred is now representing Mt. Everest in a suit against Mr. Johnson.
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What about people who have real, from-the-left critiques of Clinton that have never been actually addressed? Read more
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co-gender? my lexicon, it doth grow. Read more
Reggie Bullock recently used similar language when discussing his murdered sister, and a trans commentator explained it rather poignantly. Read more
That is a great question. Thank you for asking. Read more
I would have gone with “misogynobject.”
Which is why I don’t do this for a living. Read more
Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds. Read more
Well, without wanting to cast aspersions on someone I’ve never met there’s a possibility that Rock Star-marrying models may not be the best moral compasses to guide our society. Read more
In Japan there are Buddhist monks who, at the end of their lives, practice a form of self-mummification by consuming a tea made from a plant that dehydrates them and dries into a sort of lacquer. Read more
Well, if you’re going to marry a Troll, it might as well be the King of the Trolls. Read more
I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children. Read more
My sexuality woke up when he called Molly Ringwald a bitch. Read more
I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it. Read more
I hate the term friendzone.
I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley. Read more