How in the world do you get the bottom of your feet tattooed? I'm afraid it would end up looking like this from all the flinching:

I kind of wish Elton John would take all of our exes.

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

My Grandmother also got out of a Nazi interrogation room.

I woke up this morning upset, because I had to go to work tonight. I've already put in a long week (70 hours) and tonight will just make it longer. I sat in my chair and knowing I have about a half hour before I can begin, I brought up Jezebel and read this article. I've been schooled. I get to go home after I'm…

LAW & ORDER: LUXEMBOURG

"Do We smell like roses or gardenias today?"

The Royal Ass-sniffer??

It should be noted that King has also said that The Shining is a "good" horror film, but a terrible adaptation of his novel. Because it basically loses all the things he mentioned, especially in the two main characters. Jack's descent into madness is not nearly as effective when you have Jack Nicholson, who looks AND…

You say "Actually" as though the statements that follow are fact rather than opinions.

Yoho, hush that fuss.

I think you're screwed the moment you meet a guy like this.

My immediate reaction to those Lorde insults:

Please check your animal companion ownership privilege! "My" cat, indeed! Harrumph!

I think people with any religion need saving.

I'm dead serious! How dare you question my commitment to lentils! I pick them every day, and make sure I have equal parts green, tan and red ones, because I believe in lenticular equality.

Heh, I let my cat (who catches her own food) lick my entire body once a day. Crunchier than that one does not get.

But do you rinse using the leftover water from washing dishes, after you've strained it through an upcycled pair of stockings? Yeah. Didn't think so.

I use a cup of organic lentils tied in a conflict-free hemp bag as a loofah.

Check your shower privilege. Some of us just sponge ourselves over a lukewarm wash basin.