evilinfertileshrew
evilinfertileshrew
evilinfertileshrew

Richard seems too formal for a late-night chat show.

Oh interesting. Because at first I was like...

I am that tall and pretty much all of my dress shoes, sandals, and boots incorporate 3-4" stacked heels whenever possible. I fuckin' love looming. I like to play a little game with myself: "Am I the tallest person on this elevator? I AM! Am I the tallest person in this room? I AM! Am I the tallest person in

Lindy: Just when I think I couldn't possibly love you any more than I already do, you go and post this Vine.

Given the fact that in this interview she keeps saying "we," it sounds like they have a healthy co-parent relationship, and rumors that he'd cheated were pretty roundly denied.

I feel like I'm still even sadder about her divorce than I would be about my own.

How much of a loser am I that I'm super excited about this?

I used to rub with a Buff Puff until my skin bled a little. Seriously. It was awful. There are a lot of good things about a feminist mother who refuses to buy in to the cosmetic-depilation industrial complex, but nobody taught me how to take care of teenage skin (or let me read Seventeen) until I was in first year

Did anyone else used to take to their face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub, dreaming it was curing their hideous complexion when it actually made it feel like you'd rolled crushed glass and sludge all over your skin?

Ah the Victorian Era, how we didn't miss you:

You bite your tongue! Bologna is beautiful! You just didn't know where to go, is my guess.

The best in my family are Experience Mayhew, a dude, who was actually kind of awesome because he was bilingual in English/Wampnoag and later learned Pequot (all the better to convert you with, my dear, but—nonetheless!) Also a Mayhew but a girl: Innocence (bet you didn't see that one coming!). A Stuyvesant: Pain.

I came here to say the exact same thing. It drives me batty.

Annie Leibovitz and *me* ! Annie Leibovitz and *me*, goddammit!!

I thought "the man" was a general phrase people used when saying fuck you to any societal pressures.

I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

Man, dating Jenny McCarthy must be so exhausting. Can you imagine?

Thanks for interviewing all the feminists. Must have taken quite a bit of time.

I don't have any ED experience, but you made me think of this. Be strong. Many people are rooting for you!

I have to share this somewhere. Today at 1:30p.m. I marked 9 days (i'm counting by the hour) without binging and purging, the longest I've gone without in five years. I've been bulimic/anorexic for over a decade and this past week has been me taking a stab at normal (I don't really know what normal is) and watching