We'll pray for her.
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Taken out of context because she's Southern?
Totes! IDK how people can go through life with brown skin. Ewwwwwwwww!
Color me shocked!
(as long as shocked isn't a dark color, because yuck!)
Because she's a stupid fuck who thought her racism would be okay to display on national television?
HC Jr. is charismatic and calls people "baby" NOLA-style. How does that not make one a superstar?
kinda resembles Wilford Brimley cat more than Wilford Brimley...
I vaguely remember Axl Rose chose his stage name because it's an anagram of "Oral Sex." Should this be the actual case and not just some urban legend, it might actually be a truly, truly atrocious baby name.
She is a bendy pretzel bobcat
He's a sleep... thing... doer?
WORD. i love my husband and all, but seriously, it's time for sleeping bro. GTFO. except the O is for Off, not Out. he doesn't have to leave. just go to his side and STAY FUCKING THERE. none or these half asleep boner pokes, either.
I want to give you like, 800 stars for that. My husband and I cuddle for approximately .6 seconds at night, and then it's "gtfo my face" time. Too hot, and the touching, and trying to roll over with someone right there...no. I want no part in these shenanigans.
Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…
me too! I love the idea of using an "airplane" rather than an airplane to get somewhere...
Him: I really "like" you and think you are "pretty" and now please touch my "boner"
Who wants to be the first to contact this guy and go on a date? I think we could get a whole series of articles "out" of this "gem."
There is only one Manuel of style. And he's from Canada.
Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.