My cousin's older sister just overdosed on heroin about 2 months ago. She had been in 3 different rehabs, back to back to back, and had moved into a halfway house 9 days before they found her on the bathroom floor with a needle in her hand. Her fiance, who had gotten to heroin because it was cheaper than the…

That is heartbreaking about your friend. Your mom's spidey-sense is to be feared, though.

i second this and would add: also meth. don't do meth.

That's pretty much how I'd throw even without the pressure of being at a professional baseball game and having everyone looking at me.

I don't know if it's so hard to believe that Timberlake himself didn't know about it, seeing as he never attended college (where I first became familiar with the group) and he's not really a political activist anyway...but it's unbelievable that none of the people working for his record label, his management, his…

Same for me. I mean, aging sucks anyway - the day when I sneezed and threw my back out, it was super clear to me. But at least I don't have to worry about losing the power to make every man look at me when I walk into a room, cause I never had that.

Me too! Especially if my entire acting resume consisted of "Hot [something]". I mean, Helena Bonham Carter can appear in the tabloids with criticism about how she looks, and she'll keep on keeping on being amazing and being cast in whatever she wants. Sofia Vergara will not.

I found this gif of Charles Saatchi that was apparently taken while he was dictating his press release.

Yes, like Darth Vader though so I don't have to touch him.

Things that make more sense than his argument:

Well, obviously I don't know if Nigella strangled him or not. What I _do_ know is that I'd kind of like to right now.

One of my great life accomplishments is raising an 11 year old who would be way more excited to meet Bruce Springsteen than to meet Justin Bieber.

I dunno, I'm at the point where I'm kind of feeling sorry for Justin Bieber. Clearly he doesn't have anybody around him who's giving him good advice (such as: Do not act like an alcoholic douchebag in public), and his type of fame doesn't tend to last. If he stays on the path he's on he's going to end up broke and…

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

My son and I are sensitive to cow's milk so I probably spend like, $5000 a year on goat's milk, goat cheese, goat yogurt, goat butter... I'm trying to talk my husband into moving out to the country and getting goats under the guise of cost savings and productivity, but I just want some adorbs goat cuddles!

Is a bitch being shouted out a good thing?

What we need is a take on the Chik-Fil-A ads with a chicken holding up a sign that says "EAT MOAR HIPSTERS". Problem solved.

I'm pretty tired of the 'aww, gee, we're pretty great because we're canning and making and doing' BS. You know why people stopped doing that? Because it's really fucking time consuming and a pain in the ass. People need to stop thinking rural arts are something they have stumbled upon in their twee-ness and understand…

This neo-homestead Dust Bowl daydream has got to stop. Depression-era folks didn’t just stand around and look lovingly at mason jars full of dried beans; they cut the heads off of useless chickens whenever they were lucky enough to have the chance. Buck the fuck up you simpering little Simbas and embrace the circle of…