I downloaded all of those for no reason.

I want to live on your face, Lady. Right on top of it.

I do not question the Moderator Goddesses and their infinite wisdom. I toil here in the clay, expecting not recognition or accolades :)

Didn't even read what you said. Saw the baby goat and click the star.

I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?

Old Man Mcain sez: "RABBLE RABBLE! Soon you won't even be able to give a broad a Valentines Day Card! THANKS, OBAMA"

"The De-Eroticized University”

The Resting Bitch Face shouldn't be confused with the Bitchin' Rest Face.

Oddly enough, looking for the wedding ring is a hobby of mine when watching any commercial. The women always wear wedding rings, regardless of what the commercial is about. It's just a thing (that I'm pretty sure is directly related to the fear of single ladies).

"Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was "time to play for something" ... and said, "If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight."

Does Kennedy have a hollow reed for a vagina? I don't know why she would assume that her fragile flower couldn't handle it. USE MORE LUBE.

"It was like putting gasoline in a purified system."

Can I just say I'm super tired of the word "Mama" ubiquitously used to refer to mothers? Such as: "I'm a proud mama [bear optional]!" "You go, Mama!" "Us mamas know what's up!" It's so saccharine.

Wikipedia (peace be upon it) tells me that Mengele bought a 50% share of Fardo Farm, a small local drug making company when hiding out in Argentina. But if you head over to Japan, Ryochi Naito and Kitano Masaji, two scientists of the dreaded Unit 731, founded Green Cross Corp after the war. It went on to become one of…

Oh, snap! I just hope he didn't write his own vows.

Agreed. Very much so, actually. Besides and if anything, my first thought upon viewing Pressley's new hairdo was Tilda Swinton, which is a much higher form of flattery/compliment in my little world!

"Butter is great lube, yall!!"

Yes, and the punishment for a little blasphemy is a gentle braising for all eternity...

Do you think if T-Pain did some sort of craft (like, my brother knows how to crochet, out Grandmother taught both of us, and my BF can macrame, and there's like wood working and shiz) do you think Kanye would be a dick about a homemade item? Like- if T-Pain was super into metal working and hand crafted a rattle, would…

Better pic of Paula.