"goat-footed, wheezy, old queen" (He said this about Mike Walker of the London Times)

This response was faggy.

it's 'cos she co-sleeps and nurse 24/7. she's just better than you peons.

"selfish little pig"

Ugh Miley Cyrus shut up.

I believe in my right to Choos. Jimmy Choos.

I've always thought the perfect response for people who assume they know about your sex life, aside from "Mind your own fucking business," is something I heard my mom say once: "So you know they had sex? Were you the mattress?"

Maybe they troll Dirtbag. I think it could be that one burner account always quoting Leviticus in all caps.

B-but if the ladies all stop fornicating en masse, then won't the men be left to fornicate with each other?!

‘Stop fornicating, ladies, and obey God’

I'm pretty sure it's a safe statement on how old and square I am when I hear that Lady Gaga has a 22k a month penthouse and my first thought is not how fabulous it must be but instead about all of the equity she's squandering by renting.

I wonder about them though. Their decision to change their child's ethnic name after adoption still seems so odd to me. Changing the first name seems like something you do when you adopt a puppy, not a kid, especially when it comes with a slight erasure of that child's ethnic identity. They're probably fine all things…

"A Supposedly Racist Thing I'll Never Do Again."

No, you mean Elizabeth Mitchell for the Wendy Davis role:

Truth! I cannot stand Sorkin because he writes women as though he hates them and fears them in equal measure, and only grudgingly gives them power (over or equal to men) in his stories lest he be fully revealed as a misogynist.

No mere mortal can play Wendy of House Davis.

Oh god. We have a county supervisor who drags this one out ALL THE TIME. "I have a black wife and biracial kids, how dare you accuse me of being racist!" Add a little foaming at the mouth & it works on polite midwesterners every time. They even forgive the drunk driving.

I figured as much. But I love cryptic "I'll tell the truth if you won't!" messages. It spins me into a Nancy Drew tizzy- what if there are skeletons buried somewhere? Was Billy Ray the fifth gunman? Is Billy Ray illuminati? Inquiring minds! (also- I am wicked bored today, something to occupy my brain)

I feel so old now! Thank you!

@Drunk_Roseanne