I feel like Mirenas are potentially a godsend for young ladies in her situation.

I have assumed all this time that Juergen Teller had Marc Jacobs's dog tied up in the basement somewhere, or else had photographs of him sabotaging JFK Jr's plane. I have no issues with him as an "art photographer" but seriously it's like he's competing to take the most hideous pictures he can of MJ's stuff. Makes no…

I will ask her about her latest nose job! I have ever so many questions.

DUDE YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BRITNEY SPEARS????

You heard it here first! And remember, the fashion-forward always get stared and laughed at...initially.

Good news! "Greasy consumptive lady" was THE look at Fashion Week this year! Your moment has arrived!

Too late! A trailer for "Tyler Perry Presents: Madea's Essence Black Love Curse" just popped up on YouTube.

Thank you. And where the fuck has lmgtfy.com been all my life??? You do not need to google the answer to that question.

That is the best thing that has happened to me in an alarmingly long time. Thank you.

Also: I know that at least one other couple who appeared in a "Black Love" story on Essence's cover broke up shortly afterwards (Common and Erykah Badu). So beware the Essence Black Love curse! Which is now a thing, because I said so!

What what what is the thing that Cara Delevigne is smoking???? It looks like not an e-cigarette, but an e-bong, or something. Help me out, young people, for I am but a simple elderly rural dweller who does not recognize this fancy blue-lit devil's plaything.

Also the unicorn bar with James Van Der Douche in "Blow." Plus she and I (and Bieber) are all March firsties.

Hello? Hello?? The connection is faulty and I cannot make out what the fuck you're saying.

Very well-said.

re: Suffragette movie—FUCK YES.

It needs to be noted here that frankincense also smells better than pretty much anything on earth. Really.

Also? All that daddy's little princess/husband's little queen bullshit makes me want to vomit.