Or better, birth control pills.
Or better, birth control pills.
They're not just smiling, they're showing a lot of leg, and doing Kardashian shoulders. Ew.
And may I just add, because it is something I find reasons to say remarkably often: "A grammar rodeo and *I* was not invited?"
"It is inappropriate for this organization to involve my family and I when they know nothing of our personal circumstances."
Fire your stylist, girl. Alternatively, if you dress yourself, hire a stylist. Enough with the unflattering bandaid colors, and that bow is a war crime.
How pretty is that necklace?!
Hell yes.
It's unfortunate that the US doesn't have a system like the one in Germany where apprenticing in a trade is a valid and valued path to a career. Plus, it would be awesome to see people in those bell bottom outfits walking down the road.
Gwyneth?? Is that you???
I hate seeing people embarrass themselves so much that years ago I became unable to watch figure skating, for fear someone would fall. I mean, I was never a huge fan, so it's not like I gave up something I dearly loved, but even now, thousands of miles away from the prospect of anyone falling on the ice while wearing…
My mother's mother thought this to such a marked degree that she named my mom after herself. And used to say things like, "You're me." Guess what happened? The southern belle gave birth to a mini-me who became a Marxist-feminist auto mechanic and never shaved her armpits again! Let this be a dark warning to thee,…
"Mind you don't cut yerself, Mordechai."
"...on account-a there's somethin' wrong with my semen."
I didn't think she'd do a Kim Kardashian, but you never know.
maybe her teeth are new and improved
1. Did Kristen Bell do a weird "and after I had the baby I got my body back in only six weeks and remarkably an entirely new nose as well" something to her face? She looks different. I hope not, as I really like her.
Benedict Cumberbatch and Jennifer Lawrence are going to meet and fall in love one of these days. You mark my words.
No, nobody said that.