Might've made 'em say that pilgrim's prayer a few too many times, though.

Isn't Hitler a famous member of the One Ball Club? If only he had chosen walled seclusion in Cornish, NH, too, the twentieth century would have played out differently.

Just came here to say that I loved it, too.

The camera on my iPod is permanently loaded with Ugly Film. And I'm forever accidentally switching the motherfucker to selfie mode! Selfie taken by Ugly Cam at the age of 42 needs some mental preparation, Ghost of Steve Jobs.

Be sweet!

She's just precious.

I thought Cricket was also a girl? And everything I know about Busy Phillips is her great name and her children's great names. And that she's adorable and MW's best friend.

I work the night shift, and the pleasure that one normally feels upon climbing into the bed at the end of a day is magnified by about a billion when the end of the day is actually the end of the night. I have actually come close to either ladyjaculating or weeping with pleasure just to finally be enfolded in the…

I loved Hope Floats. Why didn't Harry Connick Jr have a better movie career? Also, why do more people not name their daughters Birdie? I think it beats Madison or Olivia all to hell.

The Lake House made me embarrassed to be alive. And worse, I own it because it was part of a cheapo "romance" package I got at the drugstore, sleeved with Phantom of the Opera and You've Got Mail. Hmmm...it appears I have many, MANY reasons to be embarrassed to be alive.

I do not think that "___" means what you think it means.

In the Herzog video, it was the letter from the Amish man that made me lose my shit.

On the other hand, delighted that these folks have removed themselves from the stream of American life. Please, by all means, isolate yourselves, weirdo assholes. It's like an abscess, walled off to avoid hurting the rest of the organism. Also, maybe a meteor will fall on them.

I only watched the first episode, but was delighted to see LT looking hale and hearty in Hemlock Grove. She just radiates contentment to me.

She can stand on a fruit crate, a la Alan Ladd.

I have seen Dogfight a gajillion times over the years and it has really aged well. That ending kills me every single time. Did you ever see the movie Household Saints? Another wonderful Lili Taylor role.

She is endearingly nervous. I didn't think I could love her more, but there it is.

Hmmm...I always thought the star of Prison Break (which, admittedly, I never watched and only ever saw print ads for) was Channing Tatum. Maybe it's the bullet-headed, two last names thing?

Perfection of perfections.

Truth