I'll let you tell Pat Buchanan.

Butter knows which side its bread is buttered on.

Butter (and butter's right hand...um, entity, sugar) have had their revenge on Mme. Deen's health.

I sincerely hope for your sake you never end up in this situation. In the meantime, perhaps best to assume that your fellow women know what they are doing, in their individual situations, of which you know exactly nothing.

Denial is crazy powerful.

I would add, doesn't know she's pregnant. I have known several women who didn't stop menstruating while they were pregnant, and just didn't know. Only one of them had the resources to have an abortion, and I think she was about 20 weeks. Oh, right, I forgot the other detail. She had finally gotten the money…

That was my immediate thought. Maybe this is actually the Mme Tussaud's version of this clown?

DUDE YOU ARE AWESOME. We need to have you on speed-dial for all things BritMil.

No offense to gnomes.

I apologize in advance for ugly-person-snarking, but this dude makes me think of the old adage that by the time you are 50, you have the face you deserve. He has the face of a mean, mean gnome.

Good morning, Gaston. My wife and I will have our usual table, for brunch and me terrorizing her.

Thanks! That was really great; not sure how I missed it Friday....

Woooo! I never heard that before, and I'm totally takin' it.

Try "What to Expect When You're Expecting." It's not nearly as terrible as you think it will be, and ativan will help immeasurably.

Is "get on my tits" only something that women can say in your land, or is an equal opportunity statement? I like it either way.

Oh, my god. That video. I feel everyone of my many years, but also happy in some totally stupid way. Thank you? I think?

And I bet his cologne is really, really strong, and hard to wash off.

Those shorts are so terrible that somebody called an ambulance on 'em.

I don't know that there was PCP involved. I've seen people in psychosis who were crazy strong. Maybe drugs on board, but I bet not that one. Bath salts are also a possibility.

Can that be my new email address?