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I mean...kinda.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Trevathan is gonna need a doctor to look at his shoulder and see if they can relocate it from the top of his head back to where it’s supposed to be.

Go sober up and watch it again. Because you should be made to watch it over and over and over as punishment for this stupid comment.

“in some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there.”

You don’t clean up puke for a living, do you?

Fuck this noise. I didn’t realize WB had begun publishing NBA games.

You tell that son of a bitch Arn Anderson he had better be a fucking pallbearer at Mr. Heenan’s funeral so he cal let him down one last time.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

Jumbled up wrestlers with the wrong signature moves/names. Making references only wrestling fans would get in a way that would only infuriate them.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

Leave it to the Jets fan to rage quit.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Ok, that is a BAD picture of Sigourney Weaver

Idk about you, but I’m not about to go retrieve my buddy’s dead body, I don’t care who he is.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

If failing a test for banned drugs means guilty, and not failing drug tests proclaims innocence... then yes I suppose that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.