You can do it, Memphis! Assemble the Jackson 5!

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

They are conveniently leaving out that he started to give a shit about funding cancer research when he got cancer, if there is a more perfect example of a conservative “philanthropist” I’d like to hear it.

Climate change is a form of violence that will largely affect people with little power to address it or relatively little role in creating it.

It's less when you account for the exchange rate.

At a certain point it just doesn’t matter, people are going to die, in massive numbers. Enough of them die and we’ll have solved the environmental problem, but throwing out the pearl-clutching ‘but how will we pay for it’ rhetoric is useless, we will pay for it, with lives or money, pick one.

Personally, I think this is about regular season wins and regular season defense. LeBron and Davis—elite defenders when they want to be—are not going to defend in the regular season. If you add a rim protector to ensure something like a 3-6 seed, for regular season defense, you can sit him in the playoffs when the…

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

Why is “the 2010s era of the NBA” defined as 2009-10 through 2018-19, rather than 2010-11 through 2019-20? Because more of the season comes after the New Year than before?

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

I told you to stop calling me that in public. 

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Jordan wouldn't have let Steve Kerr coach a team that beat him in 3 Finals. He would have punched him for trying. And two for flinching.

First I asked myself who would want a collector’s jersey commemorating LeBron’s saddest season yet. Then I remembered how many people hate LeBron. 

If you ask Nike, yes

“Hey Kobe, tell me how my gas tastes”

Simple math also suggests that Shaq is the fifth best panelist on Inside the NBA.