You can do it, Memphis! Assemble the Jackson 5!

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

It's less when you account for the exchange rate.

Personally, I think this is about regular season wins and regular season defense. LeBron and Davis—elite defenders when they want to be—are not going to defend in the regular season. If you add a rim protector to ensure something like a 3-6 seed, for regular season defense, you can sit him in the playoffs when the…

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

Why is “the 2010s era of the NBA” defined as 2009-10 through 2018-19, rather than 2010-11 through 2019-20? Because more of the season comes after the New Year than before?

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

I told you to stop calling me that in public. 

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Jordan wouldn't have let Steve Kerr coach a team that beat him in 3 Finals. He would have punched him for trying. And two for flinching.

Because LeBron is a COWARD who is too afraid to put down real money. Also, Jordan only lost a bet so that the mark will take his action for the real money.

First I asked myself who would want a collector’s jersey commemorating LeBron’s saddest season yet. Then I remembered how many people hate LeBron. 

If you ask Nike, yes

Michael Jordan would never have recruited AD, but if he did, which he wouldn’t have, and wanted to give him his number 23, which he wouldn’t have, he would have closed the deal, because he was a killer. You think Phil Knight would have wanted a piece of MJ one on one in the boardroom? My friend, he would not. LeBron…

What’s the difference between guys swapping jersey numbers vs someone being traded to/acquired by another team as far as Nike is concerned? Should free agency and trade deadlines be based on Nike’s needs too?

“Hey Kobe, tell me how my gas tastes”

Simple math also suggests that Shaq is the fifth best panelist on Inside the NBA.