69. Malcolm Brodgon, Indiana Pacers

This one is exactly right. Foolproof method, Burneko.

Dear Everybody,
Shouldn’t we both move a little out of each other’s way? Doesn’t seem right that I should make all the effort, a half a block away, lining my entire family of tiny people up, running the stroller on the grass, so that you all can lock arms, 3-wide and forge on, feeling like you just ate a man-shark.
Signe…

Pelicans trade AD, trade Jrue, and Zion leads them to 22W - 60L in year 1 and wins rookie of the year. Neither of which matter. 

Wait, wait, wait... I knew the McDonald’s was gone, but the Taco Bell?

Hold my beer. I need to go assault and urinate on someone.

“...gets way way way less credit then he deserves based only on that he plays for the TRAILBLAZERS...”

“...he’s sphere game.” If this was a typo or voice-text error, what a truly delicious blunder it is. I thank you. 

AD has a history of shoulder issues. Has come back from them before. Even if this, or an injury like it, led to surgery and cost him the season, that deters no one, including the Celtics, from pursuing him with everything they’ve got this summer.

This all hits the mark for me. I’ve also always had a belief that as Goku’s power level grows, he becomes more saiyan and less human - much like Broly. It boils him down to his basic instincts, the primary one being his quest for power. Perhaps this is more of a cautionary tale than a heroic one.

E) Both A and D

“The vocal segment of fans who believe a woman can’t or shouldn’t coach an NBA team would be relentless and cruel in their criticism.”

So, you’d hire him?

It’s called a bat flip people. Everybody does it.

Is there even an argument that bat-flipping is NOT the dumbest thing that gets attention on Deadspin?

Advice to live by, assuming Kinja is excepted. I need this.

It’s not your fault.

Look away, Rob.

I’ll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don’t tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. We’re MASS communicating!

It is equally stupefying and ironic that he thinks so highly of this dumbass trophy, yet didn’t see her stiff arm coming. She deserves one of these, and he’s a world class douche (no trophy for that).

A+++++ writing. Bra-fucking-vo.

Does it still come with paranoia?

Does it still come with paranoia?