I hear you. I mean it’s bad that half the scenes take place in a barbershop, but $30 for a video game haircut?

If wrestling fans in Philly have a moral compass, perhaps there’s hope for the white house?

Hey, fuck you! And give me my sprinkler back!

- your neighbor in MKE

With hockey hair like that, you deserved every second you spent with Stanley.

Follow-up: does every keeper of the cup adopt the surname “Borrow”? And if not, should they?

And none of the specialists he saw recommended surgery. By definition, this makes it fairly minor.

His size and age are cause for reservation, but can we all back off the “bum hip” thing just a little? Labral injuries are actually quite common, can come in varying degrees of severity and more often do not limit function. I’m not saying he’ll never have another issue, but it’s not like he’s got a degenerative knee…

But the iso style actually is really well suited to Kyrie, not just Lebron

So, we’re judging guys based on a single play? What is this, First Take?

These are very good bears that know the three ingredients for a great summer BBQ... swimming, melon, green drank.

I don’t know how to tell you this...

Good Lord.

And, in accordance with an unwritten baseball rule, a Cards fan will spill a beer on this guy’s kid the next they’re at the park.

Bra fucking vo.

1. Tennis

Sure. Prospects are great. But is there a non-zero chance that they saw INF Bryant and thought they were getting Kris?

1:38 - And they arrested the one black kid.

Hope he’s alright. Second video is perfect and shows it all. Not sure what made my blood boil more - the shoulder check, the other dickless piggies sauntering over to check on him, or the one still in the car on his phone who didn’t even care enough to get out.

Dammit! And I was this close to making that comment until you beat me to it.

Pissed.

Really? Have you heard of the internet?